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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

A squirrel is about to steal the eggs of a sparrow when the sparrow suddenly says, "Stop! I will do anything if you would spare my eggs!" The squirrel has no capacity to reason and so steals the eggs anyway. The sparrow is devastated.

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

what did the fart say to the butt........bye

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

whats worse than killing people that have bags on their heads? finding out that the people that u have just killed were your own children.

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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I like school Said no one ever.

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