- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

A father was driving with his son. The Son asked " have you been in a car accident in the past 10 years"? The father replys " did you know you HAD 4 siblings"?

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Black people.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

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