- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What is green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

Why are you gay? Because ***** you

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

Banana Hamock.

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

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