- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father smash his sons head into the dentist's building? Because he had a locker in his mouth. Also, equestrian.

In a joke book: So a man walks into a bar. Suddenlly the universe around the author crack. Unable to sustain the infinite potential of punchlines, the author tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

Ask me if I'm a rock. Are you a rock? No.

Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

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