- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

"Knock knock" Come in!

Prostitution is bad.......

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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