Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

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why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

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Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

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Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

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Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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