- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

what is red and smells like paint red paint

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

Cancer

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What's your guys names?

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

How come Asian's are so clever? Their baby food is blended textbook paste.

Where's my tractor?

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Boxing on Boxing Day

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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