Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like cows, Cows are cool

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

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What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

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What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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A blonde walks into a bar. Shes now in a coma.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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