a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

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Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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Who keeps his best friend in a gun rack? a red neck.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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bill goes to the room.. why? to fing a broom riddle boz full of burtiouse.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your balls chewed off by a rottweiler.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

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Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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