What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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justin littleton being sucessful

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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I have an erection My mom!

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Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I stole your wallet and used to buy a prostitute. I had a great time. What was the question again?

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color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

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what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

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Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

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What's worse than seeing Levi naked? Cancer.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Aodhan, Kevin, Taggart and Caoimhin walk into a bar. They have drinks and then leave.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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