- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wh ydo i Hate you? 'COs Your a Gimp!

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

a chinese man pays the full price

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

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