Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to prom. First he goes to get a tux but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he hast to get some flowers so he goes to a florist and there is a huge flower line there. It takes forever but he gets the flowers. Next he heads to get a limo, unfortunately there is a long limo line at the rental office and it takes a long time but he gets the job done. Finally the day of the prom comes and the two are dancing happily and are having a good time. When the song is over she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there is no punchline.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Dogs

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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no rasist joks

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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I read the terms of service.

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Q: how do you drown a blond A: put a mirror at the bottom of a pool

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My name is Jeff

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A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

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Q. Why did uncle Al die of smoking? A. His socks were to big -Noah Weisskopf

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What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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