What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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Stephen Hawking

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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why couldn't the man play frisbee? he was a dog

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

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Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

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A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

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Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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