- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

how did the cat call 9-1-1? very carefully as cats do not have opposable thumbs, making the whole situation rare, and semi-improbable.

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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