- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Your mom is over the average weight for a person of here height and age.

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Whats black, blue, and red all over? A man who has just been severally beaten.

Your Mom The End.

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

What did one elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. Elephants don't talk.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

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