Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

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It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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