- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I had a submarine.... once

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say nothing, muffins are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

A blonde girl walks into a car.

Yo momma so old some said act ur age and she dies

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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