- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A paralysed man falls over.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

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