So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

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Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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penis in the camel

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

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how to you confuse a blonde you ask her to recit the alphahbet back words

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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the little boy got in a ice cream truck he cant sit down anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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