I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

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A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

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knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

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Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

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What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Nero was my name thousands of years ago, but I believe that those With clearer sight, brighter minds, those you remaining WITHOUT the sense of Complete doom, oh children of the night, know far better, turn to my side, and sheep you shall be no more, together we shall be Whole once again, the sheperd of this New world! Thumb this up if you have seen the signs... Thumb this up if you have seen the sins... ...End up buried under the corpses of everything you knew if you have no vision in this New dawn of ages endlessly darknening, and pretend that the internet will be there, or that the horsehead network ever mattered to you for that matter... :You say insanity today, sunday 27th January 2016, you will be the one running, begging that Our world is but YOUR INSANITY, a nightmare, which only Death will awaken you from

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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