- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm rick james bitch

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What did Stephen Hawking say to the prostitute? A several garbled and mostly inaudible comment that she could not understand.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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