- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

Two hunters walk in to the forest. They have a great time ending the lives of defenceless creatures. They go to their respective homes, eat a light dinner, and fall asleep in their beds.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

haha black people :D

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

I read the terms of service.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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