A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

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united we sit, cause we're fat

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

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How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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