- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

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