a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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