What's a word that describes someone annoying, black, starts with an N and ends with a R? Nagger

Jamie stegman put many doodles into his mouth, sometimes 2,3 even 5.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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