- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

Why don't Catholics allow people to wear condoms? Because they get stuck in the alter boys braces.

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

Person: Hello Parking Meter! Parking Meter: Hello! The person then backed away in fear

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

How do you stop a dog from barking? Cut it's head off

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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