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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, whereas Michael Jackson was a singer.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

Your mother just died.

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