what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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What is the gay guy thinking about? Penis

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

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Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

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What's worse than breaking your neck on a trampoline? Getting in a car crash on the way to the hospital.

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What did Little Johny get for Christmas?

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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a man walks into a bar and quickly notices a young lady having a drink. He sits beside her and asks 'why the long face?' 'My mother was raped by a horse.'

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Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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What has four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill someone? A pool table.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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