- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Why wasn't Abraham Lincoln a good president? Because he got shot in the head and died.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

What did the girl without arms get for her birthday? A pair of gloves.

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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