What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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What did jimmy get for dinner? Food

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

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A guy comes home from work every day to his wife, who always seems miserable. He decides that her unhappiness is making him unhappy aswell, so he sits her down to talk things over. It turns out she is depressed because she can't get a job and the back wheels of her wheelchair are rusting.

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so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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No!

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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A blind man watches TV

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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My mom

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