Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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A blind man watches TV

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping out. After they set up their tent and get inside to go to sleep, they look up at the stars. Holmes asks Watson to make a deduction. "Well, Holmes, I think it's highly probable that other planets outside our own, among those many stars up there, could have sentient life." Holmes points up and says, "Someone stole our tent, you idiot."

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday? AIDS

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your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A man and a women are having sex. He farted so she left before he came.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well, one must question: 1. How much the electrician knows when it comes to screwing in lightbulbs. 2. The amount of electricians present at the scene. 3. The type of equipment being used in the process. 4. The physical and mental stability of the electrician. The situation is solely dependent on the above factors.

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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