How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

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Two trees sit in a dark forest. Between them is a small hare. The wind blows hard and rustles the trees. The hare then looks up, and then forward. He hops away.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

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How did sarah break her arm? She was in a tragic car accident. An ambulance arrived and quickly rushed her to the hospital where she was cared for by medical professionals.

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There is a bus driving down the street, suddenly a man jumps out of the buss and splatters on to the sidewalk, why does he jump out? the buss driver was asian

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A nhiger walked up to a lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand. "do you have any lemonade" the man said "no. we don't serve nhigers lemonade. but you can drink your own piss boy, thats home made.." the nhiger waddled away (waddle waddle) till the very next day. The nhiger walked up to the lemonade stand with a lawsuit file right in his hand and said "you are legally required to serve me lemonade" the man said "fu(k you nhiger go back to where you came go back to Africa it's full of aids" the nhiger said "goodbye".... i'm too lazy too finish this off so i'll spoil the ending, the nhiger was actually a smelly pakistanian, which was actually a dirty chi-nk in costume. let's just say lawsuits were filed but the lemonade stand owner had casey anthony's lawyer and in the end never had to serve fu-cking nhiger ,smelly pakies or dirty chin-ks again :) The End. Happily Ever After.

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