What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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Homo say what?

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João Duarte reads this.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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How many moms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They make you do it!

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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one morning i turned on my tv

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Anti Joke

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