How do you know if there is a monster under your bed? Monsters are mythical creatures that, even if they were real, would be unlikely to sleep under a child-sized bed.

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

THE GAME

Facilitator huh? Sounds like someone that kills someone standing in the way, or bribes off others.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

I read the terms of service.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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