Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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why do firemen wear red suspenders. I dont know because they go with there hat.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

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roses are gray, violets are gray, Im a dog

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Why did the Muslim kill a gay guy? Because the gay guy was threatening his family with a gun.

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

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Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

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Anti Joke

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