Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

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Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! *closes door*

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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What did the guy say to the girl when she was on her knees? Stop playing with it put it in your mouth

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It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and order a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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A black man and a mexican jump of a building to see who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society.

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

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why was the frog sad..... because it was stappled to the boys face

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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My mom

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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