Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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What does? 42

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why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? You're You're who? YOU'RE MOM IN MY BED!!! (i know it sucks)

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What's funnier than 3 midgets in a treehouse? A talented comedian.

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What do you call an Arabic man flying a plane? A Pilot.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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how do you stop a gang of black people from raping a white woman? throw a basketball

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What do you call a man with a diploma? A high school graduate.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? My arm! My arm who? My arm is everywhere!

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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