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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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An anti-joke

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

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Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Your mother just died.

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why did the old man lose his hair Because he had cancer and needed kimmo therapy

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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