Knock knock? Who's There? I AMMM!!! (thumb this down please xD)

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Like this if you have a big diick like me Dislike if you have a baby diick Ignore if you're a girl and get back in the kitchen

How does a black man cut his hair? At a hairdresser

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Why didn't my marriage work out? Because I married a tangerine.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do dogs and keyboards have in common? Nothing.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

A jew goes into a church. Yolo.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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