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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

An innocent man's home was raided by police, who accused him of grand theft auto. It turns out it was just a case of mistaken identity.

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for x-mas a bike

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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