- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Be careful not to say Betelgeuse 3 times, because if you say Betelgeuse 3 times, then Betellllwoow that was close.

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

A cat playing laser tag.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm an orange.. Person 2: Are you an orange? Person1: No..

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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