Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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what did the man do when he fell off the top of a building? Nothing He DIED!!!!!!

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robin, get in the car.

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roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Q: why are black people good at basketball A: god you racist bastard

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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How did the Mexican get into the United States? He showed his passport, and the correct documents & information, and was admitted into the country as a new American citizen.

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A: Knock, knock. B: Who's there? The writer of this joke had no idea how to end this.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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