- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Peas

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Good job, son.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a person driving a plane? Not a pilot, they fly planes.

boner

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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