- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

A dyslexic man hears a joke, and laffs.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

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