- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

How do you wake up lady Gaga? You poke her face

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

A baby seal walks into a club.

In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing. Cats can't talk.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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