roses are red violets are blue i had sex with your dog

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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robin, get in the car.

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What is pink and gets wet a tounge

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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Black Ops? That sounds illegal. Anyway, what do you mean you are a employee only? I mean if you where a fed, you would either be on the top, or be an employee no?

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Q. Why did the child's mother tell him to clean his room? A. Because his room was messy.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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