- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Perverted man: Nice bum where u from Hot ladie with the nice bum: Boston Mass so kiss my ASS

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

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