- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Penis. (Note: if you get this you have a dirty ass)

Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

Yo mama so stupid that she was tested and found to be mentally retarded.

What is the difference?

What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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