- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q2: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2: It was nailed to the first one. Q3: Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3: Peer pressure.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. The boss gives him more and more work and less pay. The man finely gets fed up, beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later speculated that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

What has two legs and two arms? A Human

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

The adventures of Helen Keller:

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

noah is a scrub jungle

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

So there's this white guy with a huge dick.

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